iDon’tCare released Friday

Seriously.

Dudes, Ubergeeks, Macophiles, anyone that wants a new mobile phone. Listen to me.

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It’s just a phone.

It won’t help you get lucky with that girl/boy at work.

It won’t magically stop irritating telemarketers or your mum calling you.

It won’t make the Internet suddenly become new and exciting again. (a’la 1992)

It won’t bring back your youth.

It won’t tell you which are the winning lotto numbers.

It won’t stop you texting you ex in a drunken stupor.

It won’t make your phone bills cheaper.

It won’t give us world peace.

It won’t get Obama into the White House.

It won’t make your favourite football team win.

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It won’t make you happy.

It won’t make anyone else like you any more.

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It’s a phone.

Get over it.

(or click here to see goods reasons why you can get over it)
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