Wanna see a movie?
Hancock – A drunk superhero (Will Smith) turns good and saves the world whilst being funny.
Kung Fu Panda – A fat panda (Jack Black) saves the world with his menagerie of animal friends, whilst being funny and animated.
The Dark Knight – A (dead) crazy psychopath that thinks he’s funny is taken down by a Bat that often saves the world.
Speed Racer – The team that saved the world in their last movie (The Matrix Wachoski Brothers) make a bright colourful speedy CGI movie based on a kids cartoon. Not funny.
Get Smart – Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell) teams up with a chick way too young for him to save the world AND be funny. Stars ‘The Rock’ (Dwayne Johnson). Hell Yeah!
The X Files – I Want to Believe – An old show (Can you believe it’s been 6 years?) is revived in order to revive Mulder and Scully’s acting careers. They will most likely save the world from Aliens or the government.
The Love Guru – Mike Myers solves the love troubles of ‘westerners’. Stars Ben Kingsley as a guru. Enough said 🙂
Hellboy II – The Golden Army – A freaky looking horned beast saves the world from a mythical army. Stars Seth McFarlane (voice and creator of Family Guy) as the voice of something. Score!
So. What to see?
Well, obviously The Dark Knight is at the top of the list. Next Wednesday people!!
X-Files, Hancock, Love Guru and Get Smart all look pretty good.
I really liked the first Hellboy and can’t see why Number 2 wouldn’t be any worse (hahaha)
Actually, it’s a bloody good winter line-up of movies.
Any more to add to the list? (Sex and the City, Narnia, Iron Man and Indy 4 are all long gone.)