Then here’s a perfect little shack for you..
I was sent this as an attachment at work and i thought it was a joke, but it’s definitely a real ad!
It’s refreshing to see a real estate agent be honest!!
“Situated directly next to a petrol station and metres from the almost stationary peak hour traffic of Victoria Road, one could imagine they don’t come much worse than this. Unoccupied for three years, this home is ‘home’ in name only. An aluminium clad timber cottage that has provided ample shelter for thousands of termites, there is little point in trying to resuscitate any part of the building.
Particularly popular with talentless Graffiti artists.
Holes in the walls provide natural air conditioning
No kitchen is irrelevant as the Club does great food.
But there are lots of positives, including an incredible opportunity for complete redevelopment. Generous 212 m² block within footsteps of Darling Street.
A rare find for those that relish a formidable challenge”