There’s so much news around at the moment and I am spinning around trying to figure out what to comment on.
Should I mention the passing of a ex-Playboy model?
Nah. Been done to death. And I’m not a big fan of vomit stories.
Should I talk about Pauline Hanson being 9% Arab?
Nah. She’s not worth the effort, and she might get so confused she’ll behead herself.
Should I talk about a QANTAS Flight attendent joining the Mile High Club with Ralph Fiennes?
Nah. There’s obviously too much room in those Business class toilets.
How about the way our government has treated David Hicks?
Nah. It’s a deadend road. For the Government and Hicks.
I really want to talk about how much of a cuntrag our Prime Minister is, after his comments about the future US President, Barack Obama.
(Taken from Crikey)
It really warms the cockles.
Only 9 months to go you little _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (insert own insult here)
No No. What I will talk about is the fantastic win by our very own Wolfmother in the Grammy’s last night.
Awesome stuff guys! Am so happy they got an award, and beat the likes of Tool, System of a Down, Buckcherry and Nine Inch Nails to get it!
That reminds me, I’ve got to get my ticket to see them at the UC Bar in a month or so……