What is the fuck-head below thinking in this little incident today where he tried to storm off from a press conference in China, only to head straight towards locked doors.
a) ZZZZT! Ow! (Chinese Electrocution trick)
b) Oh my, I should have worn my ‘Depends’ today…
c) If only this door lead to Camp David, I could avoid these damn reporters….
d) Exchange this, China!! (Rips door off hinges and flings it into the crowd before sprinting down corridor)
e) I think I left my brain in my other…..um…..what?