It’s the week before Christmas.
I’m at work.
Here’s some funnies:
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
On December 24, Adam’s wife was known as?
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
A cat walking on the desert is bound to get..what?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem
I’ve seen the Ghost of Christmas Past and he’s shaped like a credit card.
A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long standing.
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to Ewe!